Sania ka baccha na india ka na pakistan ka

Teacher: Dhobi ka kutta na ghar ka na ghat ka
ab aisa 1 aur sentence banao..
Student: Sania ka baccha na india ka na pakistan ka! 

Galti hone pe maafi magne wale ko kya kahte hai?

Teacher: Galti hone pe maafi magne wale ko kya kahte hai?
Stud: Samajhdar
Teacher: Aur galti na hone pe bhi mafi mangne waale ko kya kahte hai?
Stud: BOYFRIEND 

Some beautiful lines Just 4u

Some beautiful lines Just 4u
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Nice Na..? 

Ye naya injection

Ye naya injection
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khas un k liye jo
msg nahi karte
isko lagate hi kanjusi
dur ho jayegi
jab asar karne lage to
reply kar dena…!! 

Kya ye bacche apke hai!

<(-.-)> Chingu
<('.')> Pingu
<(*_*)> Mingu
Kya ye bacche apke hai,
Ager nahi to aage bhejdo,
Jiske honge rakh lega,
Surat mil rahi thi to lga apke honge!