School- a place where papa pays & son plays

School- a place where papa pays & son plays
life insurance- a contract tht keeps you poor all ur
life so tht you can die rich
nurse- a person wakes up to give you sleeping pills
marriage- a contract in which a boy loses his
bachelors degree & girl gets her masters degree

A Typical Student Grabbed a coin

A Typical Student Grabbed a coin,
flipped it in d air n said:
Heads, I Go to Sleep,
Tails, I watch a Movie,
If it Stands Still on d edge
I”LL Study…

It takes 15 trees to produce the amount of paper that

It takes 15 trees to produce the amount of paper that
we use to write one exam.
Join us in promoting the noble cause of saving trees.
SAY NO TO EXAMS

Commerce professor asks

Commerce professor asks the student: what is the most
important source of finance for starting business?
Student: “Father in law”.

Terrorists have kidnapped our lecturers

Terrorists have kidnapped our lecturers…
and demanded aransom of 500000 rs or else
they will burn them with kerosene…
plz donate. i have donated 15 litres.

An engineering student

An engineering student to his sweeper brother:
I have got degree, I have got knowledge,
I can sit in society. What do you have?
Sweeper: I have the job.

Teacher: Agar apna character

Teacher: Agar apna character sudharna hai
to sab auraton ko MAA kaha karo.
Student: Madam is se mera character to theek rahega,
par mere baap ka bigad jayega.

A student was asked

A student was asked 2 write a sign board 4 d traffic near d college..
He wrote: “Drive Carefully! Dont kill d Students, Wait 4 d Teachers.”

Name an animal which

Sir: Name an animal which lives in land & water
Santa: Frog
Sir: Good! Now name 3 such animals
Santa: Frog’s mom, frog’s dad & his son.

What Is The True Meaning Of STUDY

What Is The True Meaning Of STUDY … ???
S . Sleeping
T . Talking
U . Unlimited Sms
D. Dreaming
Y. Yawning

Sir: bacho dunia m har bat k 2 matlab

Sir: bacho dunia m har bat k 2 matlab niklte hai
Girl: masterji nikal k dikhaiye.
Sir: Baith ja kudie,
teri baat k b do matlab nikalte hai

Boy: Why did Gandhiji

Boy: Why did Gandhiji have no hair on his head?
Teacher: Its sign of intelligence…
Boy: Now i understand y gals have so long hair! 

Soniya tera sapana kya hai

Teacher: soniya tera sapana kya hai?
Soniya: chand par chadana….
Teacher: rahul tumhara sapna…?
Rahul: soniya par chadana…

A Sleeping LION is stronger

A Sleeping LION is stronger than a Barking DOG.
So a Sleeping STUDENT is better than a Barking TEACHER
By
Last Bench Association
Good Morning

Teacher- Gandhi Jayanti

Teacher: Gandhi Jayanti k baray mein kya jantey ho?
Stdnt: Gandhi solid aadmi tha,
par maa kasam apun ko ye nahi malum k ye Jayanti kaun thi.

Sir to Student

Sir to Student:
“What is the full form of MATHS?”
student thinks hard & answers,
“Mentaly Affected Teachers Harming students” !

I had so many arrears when

I had so many arrears when i was studying.
Now i own microsoft.
My mates who’s no arrears r my employees!
-Bill Gates

Life of a student

Life of a student:
PC hai net Nahi,
ATM Hai paise Nahi,
Cell Hai balance Nahi,
EXAM hai tension Nahi,
Padna hai, lekin saala mood Nhi!!

SANTA Class Me 1 Donkey Le Kar Aaya

SANTA Class Me 1 Donkey Le Kar Aaya
Tacher: Iss Ko Kyu LaYe Ho?
SANTA: Sir Aap ne hi to Kaha Tha Ki Aap
Gadhe Ko Bhi Insan bana dete ho..

Class Rooms r like Train

Class Rooms r like Train
1st 2 benches r Executive Coaches-Reserved for VIP
Middle 2r Genral Compartment
N Last 2r Sleeper Class