How do u keep a programmer

Q. How do u keep a programmer in d shower al day?
A. Give him a bottle of shampoo which says Lather, rinse, repeat.

Wat did d CPU say

Q: Wat did d CPU say to d input devices?
A: You fill up my senses…

Why is the DBA so rich

Q: why is the DBA so rich?
A: He creates and manages quite a lot of
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