Principal- I tried ur number so many times

Principal- I tried ur number so many times,
it said switched off..
STUDENT said : ya… it’s my CALLER TUNE
Principal shock!
Student Rock!

Teacher: Bachho Mai 1 kavita kehta hu tum puri krna

Teacher: Bachho Mai 1 kavita kehta hu tum puri krna..
Bundele harbolo k muh hmne suni kahani thi,
khub ladi mardani Wo to ….?
Student: SHILA ki JAWANI thi :p

Kya ye bacche apke hai!

<(-.-)> Chingu
<('.')> Pingu
<(*_*)> Mingu
Kya ye bacche apke hai,
Ager nahi to aage bhejdo,
Jiske honge rakh lega,
Surat mil rahi thi to lga apke honge!