Height of Addiction

Height of Addiction:
Just b4 a prisoner was ready to be hanged to death the officer asked him about his last wish..!!
He said- I want to update MyOrkut status as DIED ..!! 

Google maybe the most powerful search engine but

FUNNY JOKE
Google maybe the most powerful search engine
but,
it can’t search
.
.
.
.
the chappals u lost at the temple 

Commerce professor asks

Commerce professor asks the student: what is the most
important source of finance for starting business?
Student: “Father in law”.

Terrorists have kidnapped our lecturers

Terrorists have kidnapped our lecturers…
and demanded aransom of 500000 rs or else
they will burn them with kerosene…
plz donate. i have donated 15 litres.

An engineering student

An engineering student to his sweeper brother:
I have got degree, I have got knowledge,
I can sit in society. What do you have?
Sweeper: I have the job.

Teacher: Agar apna character

Teacher: Agar apna character sudharna hai
to sab auraton ko MAA kaha karo.
Student: Madam is se mera character to theek rahega,
par mere baap ka bigad jayega.

Soniya tera sapana kya hai

Teacher: soniya tera sapana kya hai?
Soniya: chand par chadana….
Teacher: rahul tumhara sapna…?
Rahul: soniya par chadana…

A Sleeping LION is stronger

A Sleeping LION is stronger than a Barking DOG.
So a Sleeping STUDENT is better than a Barking TEACHER
By
Last Bench Association
Good Morning

Sir to Student

Sir to Student:
“What is the full form of MATHS?”
student thinks hard & answers,
“Mentaly Affected Teachers Harming students” !

Maths Teacher- If U Had

Maths Teacher- If U Had
1000Rs In One Pocket And
1000Rs In Other Pocket,
What Wud U Think?
Pappu- I Think Aaj Galti Se
Papa Ki Pent Pahenili 

New Ad by Mountain dew

New Ad by Mountain dew:
Chal yar kuch Khatarnak karte he.
Chal chalke Padhaie karte he!
Dar sabko lagta he par..
Dar ke age !! 

DAD went school to get son’s report card

DAD went school to get son’s report card.
BUSY MADAM:Abi nahi
DAD: To phir kab aaun me?
MADAM: Mere “periods” khatam hone k bad.
DAD: Wowh!

Teacher- PYAR or ISHQ mein kya frk hai

Teacher- “PYAR” or “ISHQ” mein kya frk hai?
Stud – Sir”Pyar”wo hai jo aap apni beti se karte hai.
or “ISHQ” wo hai jo hum aapki beti se krtey hai

Teacher: Jawani aur Budhape me farak batao

Teacher: Jawani aur
Budhape me farak batao?
Student: Jawani me mobile me “HASEENO”
k numbers hote hai,
Aur Budhape me “HAKEEMO” ke..! 

Master ji studnt se bole koi ashiqi wala sher sunao

Master ji studnt se bole koi ashiqi wala sher sunao.
Studnt-kutta marta haddi pe,
bhuka marta roti pe,
masterji tumhari do beti hai,
par mai mrta hun choti pe.

What should be in a book to make it a bestseller?

Teacher: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller?
Pappu: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl.

It takes 15 trees to produce the amount of paper

It takes 15 trees to produce
the amount of paper that we use to write in 1 exam.
Join us in promoting d noble cause of saving trees..
say NO to exams 

Sania ka baccha na india ka na pakistan ka

Teacher: Dhobi ka kutta na ghar ka na ghat ka
ab aisa 1 aur sentence banao..
Student: Sania ka baccha na india ka na pakistan ka! 

IIT exam, Santa got 1 question

IIT exam,
Santa got 1 question.
Prove
Sin x = 6n
Santa cancelled ‘n’ from both the sides.
Then
six=6
&
wrote:
“Kuch to standrd rakha karo IIT k ques ka” 

Galti hone pe maafi magne wale ko kya kahte hai?

Teacher: Galti hone pe maafi magne wale ko kya kahte hai?
Stud: Samajhdar
Teacher: Aur galti na hone pe bhi mafi mangne waale ko kya kahte hai?
Stud: BOYFRIEND